Too Loud, Too Smart, Too Bad – The Assertive Beagle Unisex T-Shirt

Too Loud, Too Smart, Too Bad – The Assertive Beagle Unisex T-Shirt

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$48.00
Sale price  $48.00 Regular price 
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Too Loud, Too Smart, Too Bad – The Assertive Beagle Unisex T-Shirt
Print Style and Colour Notice

Colors on fabric have a soft, matte, vintage finish and may appear less saturated than backlit digital mockups. Direct-to-garment water-based inks absorb directly into the cotton fibers for natural comfort and breathability rather than glossy plastic transfers.

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Too Loud, Too Smart, Too Bad – The Assertive Beagle Unisex T-Shirt

$48.00
Sale price  $48.00 Regular price 
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Unapologetic, razor-sharp, and refusing to shrink.

For every woman who has ever been told she is “too loud,” “too ambitious,” or that speaking her mind makes her “difficult”. For every teenage daughter being coached to play small, and for every midlife firebrand who has officially run out of patience for playing nice.

Part of our Soapbox Collection, this foundation piece takes aim at the tired script that intelligence is intimidating and confidence is unladylike. Sporting a jaunty beret, red kicks, and a placard with zero room for compromise, our assertive beagle stands squarely in her power—smart, funny, and entirely done asking for permission.

Whether you’re raising a girl who refuses to dim her light or you’ve spent four decades earning the right to say whatever the hell you want, this shirt is worn armor.

  • The Blank: Printed on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex crewneck tee—loved worldwide for its lightweight, buttery-soft drape that feels effortlessly lived-in from the first wear.

  • The Fit: Tailored retail cut with side-seam construction. Flattering whether worn loose over denim, French-tucked into wide-leg trousers, or layered under a blazer for the lecture hall.

  • The Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²). Breathable, durable, and engineered to hold its structure wash after wash.

  • The Statement: Sharp wit meets bold character. Simply, distinctly you.

    Care instructions
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    - Tumble dry: low heat
    - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    - Do not dryclean

 

A Quick Note on Print & Color

Digital mockups on backlit screens always appear more vibrant than ink on real cotton. Our tees are printed using soft, breathable Direct-to-Garment (DTG) inks rather than thick, plastic film transfers. This creates a comfortable, natural matte finish with a relaxed, vintage feel—meaning prints are intentionally softer and less glossy than digital previews.

Sizes

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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