President Inc. - Satirical American Mastiff Gold Vault Vinyl Sticker
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President Inc. - Satirical American Mastiff Gold Vault Vinyl Sticker
Public service meets private enterprise. When public office becomes the ultimate corporate merger.
Where statesmanship ends, the balance sheet begins. Part of our Politico collection, this satirical design takes a biting, humorous look at the modern convergence of political high office, commercial brand-building, and high-stakes capital.
Front and center stands an imposing American Mastiff decked out in a stars-and-stripes three-piece suit and blue canvas kicks, hands casually tucked into his pockets in front of a towering pyramid of stamped bullion. With gold bars engraved "President Inc." rising straight to the ceiling, this piece leans into the timeless tradition of visual political commentary—asking just how much gold glitters behind the veneer of executive power.
Crafted as a tough, kiss-cut vinyl sticker, this pocket-sized editorial cartoon features a glare-free soft-matte finish that lets the intricate details and bold color contrast take center stage. Perfect for personalizing your laptop lid, travel thermos, hardcase, notebook, or car bumper, it is designed to hold up to the elements without curling or fading.
A sharp, unapologetic statement piece for political junkies, satirists, and anyone who appreciates a wry laugh at the modern corridors of power—simply, distinctly you, lived and worn.
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Format: Precision kiss-cut vinyl for an effortless, clean peel.
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Durability: Water-resistant and weatherproof finish engineered to withstand sun, rain, and daily scuffs.
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Surface Ready: Adheres securely to clean metal, smooth plastic, glass, and treated wood, leaving zero gummy residue behind when removed.
Care instructions
- When applying the sticker make sure the surface is clean and dust free. Peel your sticker from the sticker sheet by bending the sheet backwards on an edge of the sticker until the edge pops away from the backing. Peel off carefully and apply to the clean surface. To avoid air bubbles or wrinkles apply your sticker from the bottom upwards, rubbing gently from one side to the other, smoothing out any wrinkles or bubbles as you go.
- Clean gently with a damp cloth. Do not use harsh chemicals or abrasive materials. Stickers are removable / semi-permanent and may leave residue upon removal.
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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from Germany, Not suitable for children under age of 3 due to choking hazards, Not a toy. Keep away from children under 3 years of age due to choking hazards (small parts). Do not ingest or allow prolonged skin contact. Do not place on surfaces that may overheat or near open flames.
Care instructions: Clean gently with a damp cloth. Do not use harsh chemicals or abrasive materials. Stickers are removable / semi-permanent and may leave residue upon removal., When applying the sticker make sure the surface is clean and dust free. Peel your sticker from the sticker sheet by bending the sheet backwards on an edge of the sticker until the edge pops away from the backing. Peel off carefully and apply to the clean surface. To avoid air bubbles or wrinkles apply your sticker from the bottom upwards, rubbing gently from one side to the other, smoothing out any wrinkles or bubbles as you go.