The Escarpment Gourmand - Wild Follies Classic Graphic Tee
Print Style and Colour Notice
Colors on fabric have a soft, matte, vintage finish and may appear less saturated than backlit digital mockups. Direct-to-garment water-based inks absorb directly into the cotton fibers for natural comfort and breathability rather than glossy plastic transfers.
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The Escarpment Gourmand - Wild Follies Classic Graphic Tee
ou spend months coaxing tender buds from the soil, timing every bloom to perfection for garden season—only for a five-kilo tactical insurgent with oversized ears to treat your prize flowerbeds like an all-you-can-eat spring buffet.
Enter The Escarpment Gourmand. Dressed for stealth in full digital camo, rocking red high-tops, and strutting away with a bespoke bouquet of your finest stems, this rogue European hare is the uninvited guest every gardener knows too well. While your hound sleeps on the porch and looks innocent, this brazen thief is out there curating a five-star floral feast at your expense.
Born from pure, petal-chomped frustration on the Great Dividing Range, this piece turns garden warfare into wearable wit. It’s warm, punchy, and a little bit bitter—the quintessential badge of honour for anyone who has ever shaken a fist at a chewed-up blossom.
Part of our Wild Follies collection—celebrating the chaotic, funny, and utterly unapologetic creatures that keep life interesting.
A Quick Note on Print & Color
Digital mockups on backlit screens always appear more vibrant than ink on real cotton. Our tees are printed using soft, breathable Direct-to-Garment (DTG) inks rather than thick, plastic film transfers. This creates a comfortable, natural matte finish with a relaxed, vintage feel—meaning prints are intentionally softer and less glossy than digital previews.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 26.02 | 27.99 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.48 | 7.87 | 8.27 | 8.66 | 9.06 | 9.45 | 9.84 | 10.24 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean