The Haul Tshirt
The Haul Tshirt
The bowerbird is one of nature's most dedicated collectors. She builds, she curates, she accumulates — driven by instinct toward the bright, the shiny, the new. In the natural world this behaviour is extraordinary. In the human world we made it an economy.
This bowerbird knows exactly what she's doing. Pink power suit. Luxury shopping bags cascading from her beak. Standing on a mountain of discarded clothes — last season's haul, the impulse buy that arrived in three days and left in three weeks, the trend that lasted as long as the algorithm needed it to.
She is not embarrassed. She is the system made visible.
The bowerbird collects to attract attention, to signal status, to perform desirability. Sound familiar? FOMO built an industry. Fast fashion built a crisis. The haul video gets a million views. The landfill gets the rest.
The average garment is worn seven times before disposal. The fashion industry produces more carbon emissions than aviation and shipping combined. We are buying more clothes than at any point in human history and wearing each piece less — while the algorithm serves us another drop, another must-have, another reason to feel behind.
The Haul is for people who see it. Who feel the pull of the new and the discomfort of knowing what that pull costs. Who find dark humour in the gap between what we consume and what we believe.
She built her bower out of everything we threw away. The question is whether we notice what's underneath her feet.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001U, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in the USA
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: no heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean